Bananas are evil

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Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? A: Because they peel!

Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!

Q: What do you call two banana skins? A: A pair of slippers

Q: When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing?
A: What else but Peelings?

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.

Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
A: Slippers !

Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.

Q: Do banana’s drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they’re evil.

Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them

Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.

Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
A: She left him out in the sun too long.

Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
A: They were empty.

Q: Why don’t bananas snore?
A: Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Q: Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
A: Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
Q: What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Q: What would you call two banana skins?
A: A pair of slippers!

Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: What’s yellow and writes?
A: A ball-point banana.

Q: What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A: A magnetic banana.

Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!

Q: Why did the monkey like the banana? A: Because it had appeal!

Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
A: Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.

Q: How do you catch King Kong?
A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Q: Why do banana’s do so well on the dating scene?
A: Because they have Appeal!

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/bananajokes.html

MAN LOSES LIFE SAVINGS PLAYING CARNIVAL GAME, WINS GIANT BANANA

On the bright side, he did win a giant banana with dreadlocks.

Original article by Melissa Locker @woolyknickers May 01, 2013

One man never imagined he would spend his life savings on a giant stuffed banana with deadlocks.

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Henry Gribbohm, 30, lost $2600 – his entire savings – on a game called Tubs of Fun at a Manchester, NH., carnival. He wanted to win an Xbox Kinect (retail value of around $100), but quickly lost $300 on the game when the balls he tossed, bounced out of the tubs. Instead of cutting his losses, he went home to get the rest of his savings, which he lost as well in a few rounds of double or nothing.

“You just get caught up in the whole ‘I’ve got to win my money back,’” Gribbohm told CBS. “You’re expecting the kids to win a few things, let the kids have a good time,” Gribbohm said. “It just didn’t turn out that way.”

Gribbohm went back to the carnival the next day to complain. “It’s not possible that it wasn’t rigged,” Gribbohm told CBS. The man running the game gave him back $600 and a rasta banana, too. Then Gribbohm filed a report with the Manchester Police Department, who are now investigating his claims of fraud.

The owners of the carnival, the New Hampshire-based Fiesta Shows, are also interviewing the contractor who runs the game and told WBZ-TV they are looking to “get to the bottom of what happened.” The game is not being set up at the next carnival stop while both investigations are under way.